Legal Statement

You have reached an old web page. Starship Excelsior now places its legal disclaimer directly in the footer of every webpage, including this one. (Scroll down to the bottom, and there it is.)

You should probably return to the About page.

If you are a CBS/Paramount lawyer, we hope you are having a good day, and we would love to buy you coffee. Email us from your work account and we'll hook you up.